Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Green Eggs and Spam

Google Plus keeps bugging me,
"Use me, use me! I am free!"

I will not use you, Google Plus.

"Would you use me on a bus?
Would you use me on a train?
Would you use me on a plane?"

Not on a plane.
Not on a train.
Not on a bus.
I will not use you, Google Plus.

"You use my browser and my mail.
With Google Plus you could not fail!"

Gmail's fine, and Chrome is great
But Google Plus I kind of hate.

"Would you could you on a Nook?
Or instead of your Facebook?"

I would not could not on a Nook,
Nor instead of my Facebook.

I will not use you to find fun.
I will not use you to Plus One.
I will not use you on my Droid.
My Circles are all null and void.
I will not use you to share pics.
I will not use your other tricks.

Although I like Green Eggs and Ham,
I do not like you, cuz you're spam.

So please stop making such a fuss;
I will not use you, Google Plus!

2 comments:

Mr Screens said...

Outstanding. I enjoyed your book, too.

Stb Hernández said...

Dumbest lyrics I've read in my life - and that isn't even tipping on how dumb it is.