Green Eggs and Spam

Google Plus keeps bugging me,

"Use me, use me! I am free!"

I will not use you, Google Plus.

"Would you use me on a bus?

Would you use me on a train?

Would you use me on a plane?"

Not on a plane.

Not on a train.

Not on a bus.

I will not use you, Google Plus.

"You use my browser and my mail.

With Google Plus you could not fail!"

Gmail's fine, and Chrome is great

But Google Plus I kind of hate.

"Would you could you on a Nook?

Or instead of your Facebook?"

I would not could not on a Nook,

Nor instead of my Facebook.

I will not use you to find fun.

I will not use you to Plus One.

I will not use you on my Droid.

My Circles are all null and void.

I will not use you to share pics.

I will not use your other tricks.

Although I like Green Eggs and Ham,

I do not like you, cuz you're spam.

So please stop making such a fuss;

I will not use you, Google Plus!